Occam’s Racer Greatest Hits

This site recently hit half a million views, and that milestone seems like a good time to reflect on how this all began.

I started this website in January 2019, with the intention of filling gaps in the Miata aerodynamics knowledge base, such as roofline shape (fastback vs OEM vs open top, etc.). I also wanted to make it easier to find information on Miata aerodynamics in general. There’s a lot of great information strewn about online, but it’s mixed up with things that are misleading or outright wrong (ahem, CFD). My intention was to put all the good stuff in one place, and keep adding to it.

Seven years later, my own site is becoming difficult to navigate. I’ve polluted all the good Miata information with tire tests, waded into articles on performance driving, mixed that in with a silly hatchback, and have even used this website as a goddamn diary. Now I have the same navigation problems I was trying to solve! So I thought an annotated list of my best articles could prove useful.

But it also occurred to me that recycling old content is anything but original. It’s like when a band releases a Greatest Hits album… is there a clearer sign that the band has hit the end of their career than re-releasing old songs on a new album? Well I guess there is something worse, they could start writing songs about Rock and Roll.

Song about Rocking are the death knell of writer’s block. Whether it’s I Wanna Rock, or Rockin in the USA, or the worst song of all time, We Built this City (on Rock and Roll), writing about rocking is the opposite of rocking. It’s sucking.

So here we go. Here’s my Greatest Hits of the Occam’s Racer website, and I hope it rocks out!

Top five

The top five songs articles in terms of traffic are:

B-sides

These are slightly less popular, but are referenced a lot.

  • The Dunning-Kruger of Car Aerodynamics – We all start our aero journey without knowing what we’re doing, but with all the confidence in the world. Eventually that flip flops and we find ourselves in the pit of despair. And then we crawl out.
  • Active Aero Wings and Spoilers – Wherein I run simulations in OptimumLap and discover that DRS isn’t that useful on single-element wings and spoilers.
  • Thinking in Aerodynamic Coefficients – One of my favorite articles, with lots of different cars. If you like this one, I wrote another article with more examples.
  • How Downforce Affects Tires – You go faster, your tires last longer. Here’s why.
  • GT7 Aerodynamics – A self-indulgent nerd article on the non-realistic aerodynamics in Gran Turismo 7 results in some pretty cool discoveries, like the speed they use for downforce values, and the aero balance of all the cars.

Performance driving

My identical twin brother has a website, You Suck at Racing, which is largely about performance driving. So I don’t delve into this topic much, but I have written a few articles on the subject.

Podcasts

These aren’t listed anywhere on this website, but I’ve been on a few podcasts. Some of these are Spotify links, or Apple, or whatever. I don’t manage them, so don’t kill the messenger.

Miata aerodynamics

It all began with Miata aerodynamics….

Miatas, but not aerodynamics

I’ve written a couple good articles on Miatas that aren’t just about aero.

Veloster N aerodynamics

Hatchback’s have shitty aero, but I keep polishing this turd.

  • How Much Downforce Do Canards Make? – I test the exact same canards in three different locations and get anywhere from 9 lbs to 81 lbs of downforce. Astonishing.
  • Testing Spoilers and Wings on a FWD Hatchback – This is a must-read for people who believe aero balance should match chassis balance. What’s surprising is that the car goes faster with more rear downforce and no front downforce. I then do the same test at NYST, and the results are even more dramatic, -2.5 seconds per lap only with rear aero. I then try a similar test at Watkins Glen.
  • Veloster N Splitters – Kinda everything on the subject, including aftermarket products, DIY build, and wind tunnel results.
  • Testing Wing Endplates – I test a bunch of endplates and find out that the 9LR CFD endplate works the same forward and backwards, and that the best of the test is a street sign cut in half.
  • Diffusers Without Flat Bottoms – The A2 wind tunnel isn’t the ideal place to test underbody aero, but I do it anyway, and come away unimpressed.

Veloster N, but not aerodynamics

More words on the best car I’ve owned.

  • Long-term Track Report – I recap a couple years of ownership, and why I bought the same car twice.
  • Tow Hitch – There’s no tow hitch available for the N, so I modified the tow hitch for a base model Veloster. Twice.
  • Mando ECS10 for Veloster N – How to install and configure the Mando suspension controller for your Veloster N or Kona N.
  • Hood Vents and Cooling – I test engine temperature using 50/50 anti-freeze versus Water Wetter and also hood vents. I later did an article where I installed Race Louvers.
  • Engine Modes Dynoed – I take my car to the dyno and get 244 hp at the wheels. And then I test the different engine modes and find out it’s basically the same in every mode.

DIY

I build a lot of my own aero parts, so it was hard to cull this list to just five.

  • MSHD GLTC 500 – I build a foam and fiberglass wing with a MSHD profile, 3D shape, and 500 square inch limit. I test it in the wind tunnel and beats all the other wings.
  • DIY Selig S1223 – I build a low-Reynolds high-lift wing the old-fashioned way.
  • Miata Opera Coupe – This is the stupidest DIY project I ever did, giving my Miata the “She’s my sister and my daughter” look of an opera coupe.
  • Gas Can Speed Test – I try different ways to dump 5 gallons of fuel as quickly as possible.
  • Cold-side Ram Intake – I make a ram-air cowl induction system that is so loud I have to remove it. In keeping with the DIY theme, I make a manometer out of a soda bottle and yard stick.

Tire Tests

I have hundreds of laps at Pineview Run, and can consistently put a car on the limit. I feel like this makes my tire tests pretty decent.

Race reports

My race reports are long and narcissistic, and belong in a worst-of Occam’s Racer. Skip these.

  • Beating up Miatas in a Yaris – We race Thunderhill backwards in a 100-hp FWD hatchback and beat 10 out of 12 Miatas.
  • Everturrible: I race a Honda minivan at Thompson, Thunderbolt, and PittRace. This was my last and best race in it, in which I also used Accelera 651 Sport tires.
  • Mid Ohio Part 5. Driver-mod coach and Supermiata driver Sonny Watanasirsuk joins the Occam’s Racer team for an enduro at Mid-O. Alyssa, who had never driven the track before, beats Sonny in every session.
  • Sebring Race Report – I drive a first-gen MR2 in the rain, beat the team’s best lap by 10 seconds, break the car, and kill a wild boar.

Snark

Because aerodynamics is a math-heavy, nerdy subject, I try to be both informative and amusing at the same time. Sometimes I have fun is at someone else’s expense, but it’s meant in jest, not to harm.

Who am I kidding? Sometimes I’m out to hurt feelings. I mean, that’s why I drive a fucking Miata. It’s underpowered, a disrespected hair-dresser car. So when I pass a GT4 Clubsport on the outside, and they park it in the next session… bitch, that’s winning.

So here are a few of my most insulting articles.

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